I seem to recall several definitions from another time, another place:
yelvington 1. v. t. - to post doctored images of flash factory members with outrageous captions. Ex: "Go ahead and yelvington this and send it to the national inquirer." [sh] 2. v. i. - to post with lightning speed from one office to another [sh] 3. n. - an activist par excellence [sh] 4. v. i. - The act of making the noise one makes when one has caught ones left testicle in a mangle. Ex: "Oh Christ yes, he yelvingtoned the house down." [cm]
I live and write in Chicago. I work at Crossroads Fund, a public foundation that funds grassroots social justice groups in the Chicago area.
e·jac·u·la·tion
n.
1.
The expulsion of seminal fluid from the urethra of the penis during orgasm.
2.
A sudden short exclamation, especially a brief pious utterance or prayer.
"Four figures emerged from this preoccupation with sex…targets and anchorage points for the ventures of knowledge: the hysterical woman, the masturbating child, the Malthusian couple, and the perverse adult."
--Michel Foucalt
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This is bizarre!
And insanely cool.
I saw this days ago and didn't click the link. Now I've clicked the link and am happy.
I have been Tim Jones-Yelvingtoned!
I seem to recall several definitions from another time, another place:
yelvington
1. v. t. - to post doctored images of flash factory members with outrageous captions. Ex: "Go ahead and yelvington this and send it to the national inquirer." [sh]
2. v. i. - to post with lightning speed from one office to another [sh]
3. n. - an activist par excellence [sh]
4. v. i. - The act of making the noise one makes when one has caught ones left testicle in a mangle. Ex: "Oh Christ yes, he yelvingtoned the house down." [cm]
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