micro douchebags

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I am conducting an experiment, to see whether gratuitous mention of better-known bloggers might draw additional traffic to my own blog, which on a good day is lucky to attract ten visitors, most of whom do not read the content, having been directed here by such google searches as "perverse gay boys play dolls" and "ejaculate mother Kate Bush."

I would also like to see a deeper and more sustained public discourse regarding Scott Garson's declaration that 2009 is the "year of the micro," especially in light of the fact that U2 have declared 2009 the "year of U2," which begs the question - can the year of the micro and the year of U2 peacefully coexist? More importantly, if 2009 is the year of U2, does that also make 2009 the year of the douchebag?

This question, posed in a forum in the Zoetrope Virtual Studio, lead to Scott Garson's most recent declaration -- that 2009 is in fact the year of the micro douchebag, which Garson himself has noted sounds like something to drop in your cup of hot water. Micro douchebags, scientists have demonstrated, possess the rare ability to be jackasses in 200 words or less, leaving bitter, bitter tea in their wake.