Following the success of Where the Wild Things Are, I believe somebody should produce Once Upon a Potty: the Movie. The boy and girl versions of the story should be shot in split screen. On each side, different parts for making weewee. The girl who potties could have been played by former Pepsi girl Hallie Eisenberg, if she hadn't gotten old. Maybe Eisenberg can play the girl's mommy.
Me
- Tim Jones-Yelvington
- Chicago, Illinois, United States
- I live and write in Chicago. I work at Crossroads Fund, a public foundation that funds grassroots social justice groups in the Chicago area.
e·jac·u·la·tion n. 1. The expulsion of seminal fluid from the urethra of the penis during orgasm. 2. A sudden short exclamation, especially a brief pious utterance or prayer. "Four figures emerged from this preoccupation with sex…targets and anchorage points for the ventures of knowledge: the hysterical woman, the masturbating child, the Malthusian couple, and the perverse adult." --Michel Foucalt
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